And you also just recently bought your mom a house.

I did.

That like makes me want to cry.

A billion dollars later, he finally bought his mom a house.

All right.

Should we clap for that? It’s about Kevin Hart is absolutely ruthless when it comes to his sense of humor.

From roasting A-listers to making talk show hosts lose it on air.

This is Kevin Hart at his absolute funniest.

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Dwayne’s got a tattoo right above his that says, “Come on.

Then there’s the way he absolutely destroyed Shaquille O’Neal.

Hey Shaq, when you fall during the games, it’s the funniest I’ve ever seen in my life.

Hey, you ever see his legs after he fall? Next time, look, I’m telling y’all.

Next time I watch a game and he fall, this is exactly what you do.

Look, it’s always something stupid.

Like he go up to get a rebound, he don’t get it.

He go, “Oh no.

And while his standup is legendary, it’s the unscripted moments on live TV that show just how quick he really is.

God damn it.

Do Can you see my body with this red? Do I look like a flowing head? Am I okay? Look, I’m not saying that I’m scared cuz I’m not.

But this ain’t safe.

We’ve been in Florida for some time right now and it looks like we selling I mean, you I know that’s the look that you got.

This ain’t the look I want to put out to the world.

No matter what show he’s on, Kevin always finds a way to have the host cracking up.

Why did you want a rematch? You know why I wanted the rematch? I wanted the rematch because you gave me a white hand last time.

No, I’m very serious.

I’m not playing around.

You invited me to play the game and I get here and you gave me a giant white hand.

Not only was it disrespectful, but it wasn’t fair.

So I said I said, “Let’s play it again, but give me a black hand.

” Okay.

Yeah.

So my powers can be real.

You took my You took my powers.

Cuz now, you know, parents, we’re we’re not the same when it comes to being physical with kids, you know? I think social media has changed everything.

Like I I went to punch my son in the chest the other day and I saw people looking.

I just I just I just gave him a hug.

I just gave him a hug.

I love you, boy.

Y’all got that right.

Y’all got me saying love on those cameras, right? Uh but back then they didn’t had that.

But this next interview got completely derailed when Kevin and the Rock caught a serious case of contagious laughter.

There was a Jumanji league of superheroes.

Who would Kevin be? Honky Pete.

He’d be Honky Pete.

What would his superpowers be? I’d be Black Adam.

Look at Honky Pete.

This is about me.

The interviewer was clearly ready to move on, but the two friends had completely lost it.

I mean, do you would see that movie Black Adam, the adventures of Black Adam and Honky Pete.

What would happen? Honky Pete.

What would Honky Pete’s? He just has rockets.

Explain why a hunky pete would have pockets.

Because no other superhero has pockets.

Think about Black Adam doesn’t have pockets.

No other superheroes ever put anything in their pocket ever.

Hunky Pete.

Honky Pete.

Hunky Pete will be the first superhero to be like, “Give me that.

” Wait, but but what what’s in Hunky Pete’s pocket? He’s got like gum.

He’s got change.

He’s got he’s got bus passes.

Everything.

Everything the superheroes don’t think they need.

Hunky be Hart’s uncontrollable laughter even brought filming to a halt on the set of The Wedding Ringer.

Douglas Ephraim Ben Laser Manahim Harris.

Do you Douglas? I got it.

I got it.

I got it.

Douglas Ephraim Ben Laser Manahim Harris.

That was so good, too.

I’m sorry.

Kevin has a way of making the entire room laugh.

Sometimes without trying at all.

I’m sorry, guys.

I’m nervous.

Was that for real? Yes.

Oh my god.

All right.

All right.

I can smell Kevin’s foot.

It’s not You can’t smell it.

It drifted up.

I’m so sorry.

It drifted up.

And nobody could keep a straight face when Kevin told this story about his childhood sports team.

You know, I played running back.

Everybody knows this.

Uh for my church.

We had a church league.

Um Zion Baptist Church.

Amazing.

Amazing football team.

Was this tackle football or tackle? No, tackle.

Tackle.

Only thing is we don’t get cleat.

He was in he was in dress shoes.

Dress shoes.

You don’t That’s the only thing that’s the separation.

The separation.

You can’t you can’t be in your football uniform or dress you.

That’s the only thing.

You can put tags on them, but you can’t.

Yeah, I’m going to get the footage.

But when it comes to roasting celebrities to their face, no one does it quite like Kevin.

You look like you’re about to star in a Tyler Perry play.

Uh Shaq, first things first.

Why are you dressed like a porn director? Uh and me, you know, I’m 56 years old.

Damn.

I’m sorry.

I can sit up here and honestly say, buddy, that that was from a place of love.

Got it.

Like, damn.

That was from Like, damn.

You didn’t If we could play it back right now.

Play it back.

These are two different dams.

Play it back in slow motion.

There was no I said I said there was no like, wow, that’s I said damn.

No, you said the word damn.

I said damn it.

Each time you said it, now it’s gotten quieter and quieter.

Let me clear something up for all the young people here tonight.

Uh, Snoop.

Snoop Dogg is a rapper.

Uh yeah, that’s my aunt’s favorite rapper.

Back in the day, the reason why he called himself the dog is because he was a dog with the ladies.

It’s true.

Now he’s called a dog because he sleeps all day in the sun spot in the living room floor.

Isn’t that true? I have this accent that is not that strong, but you know, it uh it sometimes um not allows me to play every role that I want.

It’s just how remember when you had your jam toe that time? You remember, right? Remember? And you was like, you were fine.

Someone was like, “Sha, you jammed your toe.

” You like That’s how That’s how Shaq cries.

Steven A.

Smith does not have one fan.

Not one.

There’s never been a request for a picture.

There’s never been a request for a debate.

You are snap.

You’re snap finger famous.

That’s the guy That’s the What’s the guy that’s on uh what’s his what’s the guy that’s uh what’s that? What’s the guy that’s on the thing? No, they on the ESPN thing.

That’s what they do.

Hart was even brave enough to make fun of Mike Tyson while sitting right next to him.

Mike, what the is that? Is that mushroom? Oh Jesus.

Oh god.

I thought Mike just ate a bowl of mushroom.

Oh my god, I almost on myself.

Oh, I thought it took the whole Mike, you can’t do that.

Guys, stop the podcast.

We got to get Mike to the hospital.

It was blackberries.

It was blackberries.

Everybody calm down.

Oh, did you see me panic now? Oh, god.

Sometimes getting no laugh is much funnier than getting the laugh.

Oh, for for you cuz you understand.

But you know what? What do you mean for me? The hell is that? Well, no, no, no, no.

Not like that.

No, no.

Well, for you cuz you know that’s that’s all you got.

I know what you’re saying.

I know what you’re saying.

That’s a genuine laugh cuz I didn’t mean it like that.

But Kevin’s reaction when a falcon landed on him was just too much.

What’s happening, Jimmy? Oh, here we go.

Here he goes.

Jimmy, get it.

Jimmy, get it.

Everybody, Jimmy, get it.

Jimmy, get it.

Jimmy, get it.

Then there’s Kevin’s legendary entrance at Ellen’s 60th birthday.

And the story behind it was even better.

You know, every time I come on here, you’re always saying, “Oh my god, Kevin, you’re so funny.

” You’re like, “Oh my god, Kevin.

” Every day you’re my god.

Yeah.

I’m like, “I’m your guy.

” Yet, it’s his chemistry with The Rock that always leads to hilarious moments.

Pizza.

I didn’t know that you could mix pineapple with cheese and enjoy it.

That’s disgusting.

I don’t want anything else on it.

It’s called a Hawaiian.

Oh.

Oh, I get it.

I see what’s happening here.

Oh god.

Cuz I’m a That’s what No, it’s bad.

When you got freaky with your lady way back in the day, did you not put cheese on the nipples? No.

No.

You told me you did.

That’s incompetent.

Get the out of the way.

Oh, I’m Oh, I don’t want Oh, I’m so big.

Oh, got me.

I’m the rug.

I’m the biggest box office movie star.

That’s enough.

I don’t walk.

They not supposed to go.

The joke’s not supposed to go on that long.

How the rock walks me.

Let’s see.

This is what I got to deal with on Jamanji.

That’s me in high school.

But but yes, don’t laugh like that.

You look like a detective.

That’s a DJ.

Are you I’m trying.

Dwayne Johnson’s Don’t say it.

breath smells like on the regular and nobody knows this.

You want to know where the eyebrow raise came from? It came from the reaction of people when he goes hello and everybody knows that’s what the rock is cooking.

But Kevin’s overreaction to a minor plane accident is as embarrassing as it is funny.

We knew we were coming in weird cuz the plane caught a tailwind.

So a piece of the plane shifted down.

We land, the front hits, the back hits, and you hear boom boom.

And we all looked at each other and there was a a shock and I yelled out, “We’re in an accident.

We were holding each other.

It stopped and the doors opened up.

” I was like, “Put your I’m such a I put your oxygen mask on.

” Might as well get some use out of that.

In my mind, in my mind, it was the worst thing ever.

I was I was the only jack trying to Everybody, everybody else was so calm, man.

They were grabbing their bags.

I got the mask.

Ah, can you breathe? Can you breathe? And then there’s the awkward moment the check arrives at a table full of A-listers.

You get a bunch of people like that together, who picks up the check? Uh, well, I tell you what, for damn sure it wasn’t me.

I tell you that.

Uh, but I I threw a fit.

Like, you got to be kidding me, man.

I want to pay it.

I’m the youngest.

I look up to you guys.

Do not let me pay that.

I bet you didn’t even have any money on you.

I had nothing on me.

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

We have a picture here.

This is a nice picture.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That’s a picture of you guys.

If you look closely at my back pockets, they’re empty.

There was no wallet.

There was nothing.

And I’ll be honest with you, you can tell that Chris was unhappy with the bill by looking at his face.

You can definitely whether it’s on a late night couch or on set, Kevin Hart always keeps the laughs coming.

You are not my wife.

Hey.

Oh, that’s it.

I’m going to sh I promise you everything.

Let’s keep going.