Celebrity Kids Saying WAY Too Much.

What do you think about the work your mom does? What does she do? Sometimes the only people who can truly embarrass a celebrity are their own kids.

These are the hilarious moments celebrity kids said way too much and completely embarrassed their parents.

Like I remember my son having a friend come over.

He was about 13 and the guy was peppering him with Wolverine questions over and there was my son’s nothing.

And I’m in the room next door and finally I hear this.

Listen, my dad is nothing like Wolverine.

He is not tough.

He’s not cool.

Don’t ask me any more about it.

Right.

But Emily Blunt’s daughter took her mom down a peg with this.

So, I got into the bath with her and she looked at me and she goes, “Whoa, mama big.

” Like, Meanwhile, Tina Fay had a hilariously accurate way of describing her teenage daughter.

Having a teenage daughter is like having an office crush because you just like always like they you’re thinking about them a lot more than they’re thinking about you and you just like go up to their door and you’re like a bunch of us are going to eat dinner.

You’re probably busy.

Like some of us thought it would be cool to like put a movie.

Never mind.

Never mind.

And they just looking like they’re like looking at their phone like Yeah.

Can you just move on? Yeah.

Yet, what Zach Galifanakas’ son said to him was so embarrassing, he actually wanted it cut from the broadcast.

I really want you to cut this out, but I won’t tell you.

All right.

All right.

Good.

All right.

My son, who’s too, he saw me that was peeing and I was done and he walks up to me and just the way he said it, he goes, “Dad, can I touch your big penis?” And Steve Harvey was completely mortified when his son filmed his elaborate mustache grooming routine without him knowing.

I’m doing my mustache.

It’s a private moment.

My son was in the dressing room.

I’m in Africa and I don’t know that he’s doing this cuz he’s my son.

So I don’t have to watch him.

And then who told his stupid behind to post it? Then he posted it and it went crazy and now everybody talking about what was that on your face? What was you doing? But Anne Hathaway’s son doesn’t care that she’s an award-winning singer.

He apparent Is this true that he doesn’t like you to sing at all? He does not.

He does not like my singing voice in the like how does he react to you singing? You start to sing a song that I know he likes and he goes, “Mama, mama, no.

No, mama.

No.

” And then like I give it a minute and I he goes, “Mama, mama mama, no.

” Have you shown them your Oscar for a rock? I’ve been whacking him around the head with it.

Yet, some of the funniest moments happen when kids say the exact words they’re not supposed to.

The the 5-year-old, she walks around like a princess.

You will walk in and go, “Oh, hello, Hannah.

How are you?” And she’ll, you know, and then she’s like, “I’m going to make my breakfast.

” And I was like, “Oh, good for you.

” too.

And then she walked into our pantry and she saw we had no cereal.

And I just hear her go, “My 5-year-old’s so reactive.

” He the other day he goes like that.

And I was like, “What?” He goes, “You’re a shithead.

” He goes, I go, “What?” He goes, “My brother’s a Mom’s a and I’m an And I go, “What?” And then he started to repeat it.

He goes, “Shithead, asshole.

” And I go, “You’re not gonna have any treats.

You’re not going to be able to watch any.

” And he goes, “You fuck.

” And then I’ve never heard this combination of words.

He goes, “You nervous bitch.

” And Sophia Vgara was stunned when her son hit her with this brutally honest line.

Like I was dropping him to school and he turned around and said to me, “Mom, don’t forget that tomorrow it’s like the parents uh teacher thing.

” Yeah.

And I’m like, “Yeah, sure.

I know.

” He’s like, and then he was going to close the door.

And he turned around and said, “Don’t forget to dress like a mom.

” I was like I was like, I don’t even I’m like, “Wait, don’t just say that and got out of the car.

What does that even mean?” But this news anchor’s son derailed her serious live report in the most adorable way.

Call a safe zone along the border.

Their concern is that they want um their concern is that they want to have a Kurdish excuse me, my my kids are here.

Live television.

Uh they want to have um yet Ryan Gosling’s daughter has an unbeatable secret weapon that she uses on him.

Uh my youngest has a a real power move where she’ll like here’s an example.

We we we got to work in France and so we went to the Louv and we’re standing in front of the Mona Lisa and she turns around and she goes this museum.

And I said I said why? She went cuz it is not good.

Yeah.

NG.

And Katie Perry’s daughter knows exactly how to get her mom’s attention.

If I’m distracted doing something and she’s already said, “Mom, mom, mom.

” Like the third time, she’ll go, “Katie Perry.

” And I’m like, “Don’t call me that.

” Chariss the tries and fails to keep up with her daughter’s Gen Alpha slang.

Yeah, I have a pre-teen and a teen.

Do they teach you new words or phrases? That’s the problem.

You learn it and then they don’t use it anymore.

Like Riz, they don’t use anymore.

Oh, no.

RZ is RZ is done now.

You can’t say You can’t say Riz.

Mom, don’t say that.

I’m like, “Okay, you just said it yesterday.

” I think they can say it.

My favorite was the other day she said I This is what I thought she said.

She said I thought she said you’re you’re you’re eating your face or something.

And I was like, “What?” She’s like, “That means your face looks good.

” But your That’s a But it’s really Wait, you mean like your face ate or your your face is eating? Yes.

And your makeup is eating down.

Face is eating and your makeup is And that’s all good.

Yes.

That’s great.

Oh, you want your face to be eating.

Yeah.

And you want your makeup eating down.

But no matter who you are, your kids will never think you’re cool.

Your kids excited that their dads are a part of Metallica? Are they Does that make them cool or you cool? Well, for me, I mean, you know, my my kids think that guitar playing is boring.

They do.

Yeah.

So, yeah.

The last two years at Halloween, my daughters have insisted on being Elsa, not my character.

And I said, you know what could be cute? I went, what if I went as Anna? And they were like, no, we want to match.

They like to match.

So, I’ve gone twice uh as Elsa for Halloween.

Is your son old enough to watch Friends yet? How old is your son? Well, he’s 16.

Oh, so then he is old enough.

He’s old enough.

He’s old enough.

And he’s old enough to know that he’s not that interested.

Oh, he’s not that interested.

Yeah.

I was driving to school the other day and he was in the back of the car and I just heard this kind of, “Oh, isn’t that a lovely field? Look at that lovely field.

Aren’t we lucky to live here?” I was like, he’s like, “Aren’t we fortunate to live here?” Oh, look at this.

I was like, “You are you doing me?” And he was like, “My name’s Daddy.

I love you.

” She’s not joking.

She’s like, “Dad, I hate your jokes so much that sometimes my friends make jokes, which are funny, but I don’t laugh cuz you make jokes.

” If anyone likes me, that bugs her too.

So, on the rare moment that someone walks up to me and is like, “Hey, I liked Knox.

really made me happy.

The second they walk away, she mocks them and she’s like, “I really enjoyed your film.

” Traveling with kids is tough and nobody explains it better than comedian Jim Gaffigan.

With my wife and I, we travel with our kids and it’s it’s always kind of a disaster.

You know what I mean? Yeah.

It’s I don’t know what the thinking is.

It’s kind of like, hey, you know, we bicker and argue.

Why don’t we take this on the road? You know, how would you like to not listen to me in a hotel room? You know, maybe you should spend too much time on your phone in a different state.

But, uh, my kids love it.

They have a blast.

They’re on vacation.

Uh, I’m not sure what they’re on vacation from.

Uh, can you really be on vacation from 8th grade? I don’t know.

You know, it’s like my son goes from barely doing homework to doing absolutely nothing.

Other times, the most brutal roasts come directly from a celebrity’s own kids.

Welcome, Matilda.

Hello.

What’s it like having Gordon Ramsay as your father? It’s okay.

He’s quite playful.

He’s a big softy.

Big softy, please.

Does he ever embarrass you? Yeah, cuz he runs around naked.

And currently, my daughter, she does this thing where every day she says, “I only love mama.

” Just tells me.

And like, by the way, I’m not asking it.

It’s just out of nowhere.

Just wants to offer it up to let me know.

And sometimes I even get her in the morning and like as I’m unzipping her sleep sack, she like puts a hand on my hand and goes, “I only love mama.

” Like as if she was like, “I just want you to know nothing changed over the course of the evening.

” And then the other day, uh, she goes, “Dad, I love you a little bit.

” And the worst is I’m that I’m so grateful and I’m thanking her because, you know, I think it’s important at a young age she knows that I have no self-resect.

She I was going on a trip and she as I was leaving she said, “Daddy, um I put a note in your backpack, but don’t don’t read it until you’re on the plane.

” Okay.

And I was just like, “Oh my god, my daughter.

” Like that’s the stuff you dream about.

So I get on the plane and then I’m like, “Oh my god, this this note.

” Go into my backpack and and I find it in the in the front pocket.

There’s this like postit that’s been folded in half and open it up and and it says, “You suck.

Despite being one of the greatest basketball players of all time, Kobe Bryant’s daughter still refuses to take his advice on the court.

With both of my both of my daughters, um, Natalia and Giana, when he started playing, you know, I’m like, “Uh, all right, maybe you should like shoot like this a little bit.

” And they’re like, “No, I got this.

” It’s I’m like, “Dude, I’m me.

” Seriously, seriously? There’s like a little break in the action.

I’m like, “Hey, Miha.

Miha.

” Yeah.

Let me tell come here.

Hey, when you get the rebound, you should do this.

And she’s like, but the coach said, I’m like, oh god, what am I doing here? Then there’s the time Johnny Knoxville and his wife showed up for a parent teacher conference only to be completely mortified by their son’s behavior.

What happens at this parent teacher conference? Well, the first one with my daughter went great.

Great.

Okay.

Totally attend it.

Was doing wonderful.

And then we walked across the way to Rocco’s uh parent teacher conference.

Apparently, he has a trouble with knowing when it’s appropriate to talk and and the content is a problem.

I see.

He’ll raise his hand and the teacher knows like she’s I can tell by the look on his face that he’s going to say something.

He’s like, raise his hand.

Is this appropriate, Rocco? When I was born, my head was so big that I couldn’t come out the the natural way.

So, I had to come out the other way.

My wife’s reactions were so good.

I was just taking photos of my wife the whole time.

And this was There’s one.

These are all Yeah, there’s a host of pictures that was on the my head had to come out the other way.

While The Rock may be a tough pro wrestler, his daughters make sure he stays in touch with his softer side.

I’m a boy.

You’re a girl.

I’m a girl.

You’re a girl now.

Dad, let’s go get more makeup tools.

No, I don’t need more makeup.

I think I’m good.

You’re not good.

I really have a feeling I’m good.

Blender.

What? I don’t need Blender.

And The Rock’s cousin, Jimmy Uso, couldn’t believe what he was seeing when he had to scold his daughter during the biggest match of his career.

He wanted to be with his brother.

He wanted Jimmy to get away from the damn bloodline in Roman Reigns.

And this is how he’s treated.

Come on.

But Hillary Duff’s daughter unintentionally makes her mom look like an egoomaniac in the most hilarious way.

Someone played my daughter my old like teeny bopper music and now I have to bump it in my car and it’s loud and she loves her window down and it’s horrific.

Wow.

You people must be like Hillary Duff makes her children listen to her out.

Then there’s Courtney Kardashian’s son, who completely splashed cold water on her love fest with Travis Barker.

Are you giving her a hickey now? No, it’s a gentle kiss on my neck.

Uh, right.

You just have a baby.

Don’t get another one this quick.

And it was impossible not to laugh when Steph Curry’s daughter stole the spotlight from him during a postgame press conference.

It’s entertaining basketball, but it’s we’re we’re both supposed to uh you know, that’s too loud.

Dad, I know.

Hold on one second.

Okay, be quiet.

Um there’s going to be stretches where you know, he plays well and obviously he did that for his for his uh his team in the third quarter.

But Matt Damon got roasted by his daughter for his red carpet pose at his own movie premiere.

And Jack Black has to keep his guard up when his son’s around.

What is What is a six-year-old into? Is he up? My sister, my sister, Tommy, right now his thing is martial arts.

He really loves um young ninjas is the name of the class.

Uh the only thing is it seems like all they teach him is how to injure me.

Yeah.

And now he literally jumps out and surprises me.

I have to be on guard at all times.

He’s like, “Kato, did you ever see Pink Panther?” Yeah, Pink Panther.

They will leap out and attack my genitals.

Things got even worse for Steve Harvey when he was mortified by a steamy photo of his daughter.

Hey, was Michael B.

Jordan there? I know he’s dating your daughter now.

So, was he sharing Christmas with you? Yeah.

Look at that.

that’s happening in front of you.

I’ve never seen that picture before.

Very uncomfortable with that picture right there.

However, Reese Witherspoon’s baby boy doesn’t quite think she’s reaching her full potential.

Kind of like my youngest kid is super invested in my career.

My other two get crafts, but my youngest is like, “Mom, can you get an EGOT?” And I was like, “Well, I’m going to have to work a lot harder.

” And he’s like, “Well, then get going.

” What do we need to do? He asked me to win a Tony so bad and I’m like, “Do you know what a Tony is?” He was like, “No.

” And Mark Ruffalo got put on the spot by his daughter in front of her friends.

Do your kids’ friends ever come up and and and go, “You’re the Hulk.

” As a matter of fact, they do.

This little boy, Nicholas, he looked up at me and he said, “Are are are you the Hulk?” And I was like, “Well, no.

” And my dad’s like, “Yeah, he’s the Hulk.

” And uh he said, “Uh, can you turn into the Hulk?” And I was like, she’s like, “Do it, Daddy.

Do it.

” So I went and he Other times, celebrity parents get to embarrass their kids, especially once they start dating.

my daughter who didn’t know that I had already ran a background check on a boyfriend.

He comes he he come he comes to the crib and Snoop happens to be there and I said Snoop there he is right there.

shake him up and you know Snoop you know you know Snoop walked over to my daughter’s boyfriend and just said hey what’s up what’s up cuz you know hey hey look here you know we we we we her uncles you know what I’m saying so actly homie you know my daughter waited till about I guess she was she was 16 when the first one came to the door so then I went to the door and uh I opened it quickly Mr.

pen.

And I said, “No, no, no.

Call me Sean.

” But the main thing, whatever time you do get her home, whatever you do with her while you’re out, I’m going to do with you when you get her home.

He he he laughed in what I thought was a nervous laughter with me, but it was laughing at me.

He was threetime mixed martial arts champion of his age category in California.

So, he thought the whole threat was pretty humorous.

But it’s Sophia Vgara’s son who keeps the actress humble.

I just dropped him in college in in uh in September and the father of the roommate thought that I was the sister and I’m like yes.

He’s like, “It’s so amazing that you bring your brother.

” I’m like, “Yes.

” But I could hear my son in the back.

Tell him.

Tell him.

Tell him now.

Tell him.

It’s like, “Oh, no.

No.

It’s my son.

Uh, so I enjoy for a little bit though, little bit till he brings the hammer down.

Despite the fact that Billy Crutup is an award-winning actor, his son felt his work left a lot to be desired.

During the film class, he and his friend uh, Zev and Cole, the three of them made a movie.

In the film, he decides to cast mom and dad, but I was filming it when I was coming home on the weekends and stuff from working here.

Mhm.

So, needless to say, I didn’t want to go from the paid working gig to the non-paid working hit while I’m being directed by my 15-year-old, right? Um, who says things like, “Well, that’s a stupid choice, Dad.

Do it better.

” Um, and also too, um, yeah, he he would wake me up for re-shoots.

Uh, needless to say, I was thrilled that the character that I was playing was um aggressively angry and discombobulated the entire time.

Then there’s the legendary moment Professor Robert Kelly’s kids crashed his live interview.

The question is, how do democracies respond to those scandals? And what will it mean for uh for the wider region? I think one of your children’s just walked in.

I mean, shifted shifting shifting sands in the region.

Do you think relations with the north may change? Um, I would be surprised if they do the um, Pardon me.

My apologies.

But having kids has ruined nightclubs for Jamie Fox, just not in the way you’d expect.

I hate going to the club in LA cuz I was going to uh, one and these girls pull up and I’m outside the club.

I’m about to go in the girls.

Oh my god, Jamie Fox.

I’m like, what’s up? We go to school with your daughter.

Oh, are you going in the club? No, it’s a it’s a uh open house and I’m going to go see.

And you won’t believe what Chris Hemsworth’s daughter wants more than anything in the world.

My my daughter’s kind of envious of my boys at the moment.

She um she came to me the other day and she’s like, you know, papa, I want I want one of those things that that Sasha and Tristan have.

I’m like, what do you mean? So, you know, the things in between the their legs that you have.

I was like, “Oh, um, a penis.

” And she’s like, “I want a penis.

” I’m like, and I was like, she’s four, you know.

I was like, “You know what? You can be whatever you want to be.

” And she goes, “Thanks, Dad.